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I Would Never Wear That: Week 7

JESUS GOD, I can't believe I've had this blog for seven weeks and never discussed Crocs! Especially two-tone Crocs with Micky Mouse cutouts. BARF.

 

When I first saw this, all I could do was blankstare: Try desperately to find some- ANY- reason, or excuse to have that.... white thing.... That outturned diaper.... But I couldn't. How embarrassing is this?!

 

... I can't even.... No, I'm not even going to say anything about the cigarette necklace. I'll leave that to you.


Posted on 10/16/2009 2:51 PM Visits: 226
dang!itsjenny: 10/16/2009 3:27 PM
Crocs belong on little kids. That are like 2 - 4. I don't even know what that second thing is. Ciggarettes are gross. Who the heck would make that and then sell it to people?!
BURN CROCS IN THE FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL.
In winter they sell crocs with fur inside them.
Nessi with an I: 10/16/2009 4:13 PM
Crocs should be burned. All of them, at the same time, in a giant fire that I will dance around.
GreenEyesBlueSkies™: 10/16/2009 4:27 PM
nessalh said:
Crocs should be burned. All of them, at the same time, in a giant fire that I will dance around.
this.
Gabriel's Gonna Rollerblade: 10/16/2009 4:28 PM
i thought that there was no way crocs could get worse until now. its like someone added handles to a pile of hot crap. that diaper thing, well, you just don't get it. its the baby bjorn of the future TODAY. and necklace of death = fun! scars to go with your jewelery yay!
Crocs are one of mankind's greatest sins. Seriously.
sappysuperunknown10: 10/16/2009 4:42 PM
I'll never understand the existence of crocs. Never.
I R Kitten, HEAR ME rewr: 10/16/2009 4:43 PM
I agree Crocs aren't so bad on kids, I mean, if kids can't wear colorful, ridiculous looking footwear, who can? But if an adult wore those, they should DEFINITELY burn in fashion hell forever.

And that cigarette necklace: O_o
starlorsummers: 10/16/2009 4:47 PM
crocs = autovomit.
hannahorror06: 10/16/2009 4:47 PM
My baby sister who just turned three looks incrediably adorable in crocs :D
otherwise i agree they should be burned o:
may i dance around the fire too? c:
The Absent-Minded Professor.: 10/16/2009 5:32 PM
I think the pocket/tumor/possible growth on the skirt is the cigarette necklace pouch.
Gretchen Weiners: 10/16/2009 5:36 PM
kitten76 said:
But if an adult wore those, they should DEFINITELY burn in fashion hell forever.
There was a little old lady on the bus who asked me for directions. I did not help her, for she was wearing Crocs.

There was a little old lady on the bus who asked me for directions. I did not help her, for she was wearing Crocs.
That is both mean, and hilarious.
And also sensible.
So I don't know if I should judge you or not.
Midge: 10/16/2009 5:40 PM
I kinda thought that skirt-thing was a long hoodie around someone's waist until I figured out it was a skirt. A long hoodie would've been better though. Does the growth have a purpose? Is it like a fanny pack but attached?
Gretchen Weiners: 10/16/2009 5:41 PM

There was a little old lady on the bus who asked me for directions. I did not help her, for she was wearing Crocs.
That is both mean, and hilarious.
And also sensible.
So I don't know if I should judge you or not.
Well, let's be honest: The woman was wearing Crocs, which means she was on her way to a villainous killing spree, unparalleled in the world of modern crime. So I was saving lives.
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