I Would Never Wear That Week 5

I Would Never Wear That: Week 5

Facepalm. I've heard of sleevless shirts, but this appears to be shirtless sleeves! There is simply no way this could ever look flattering.

Really? REALLY? Ignoring the nipple-bearing (we are ignoring the nipple-bearing, right?) this is just... THERE'S NO REASON TO BE THIS SLUTTY.

Speaking of slutty, let's say hello to Paris Hilton. Hi Paris! I like your hat! It kind of looks like you melted Big Bird and molded his dead carcas into baret! That's so cool because you're Paris Hilton! If anybody else did this, it would be ugly! But you're Paris! You're the queen of..... Wait, why are you famous again?

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Comments (11)

	Neil Patrick Harris: 10/04/2009 12:27 AM Those ...pant..things in the first one are also quite worrying. It would look like a dress if her legs were together. But basically, WHY?
	Patchy: 10/04/2009 12:48 AM Nipple-bearing?!?!?!?!? Oh my goodness!!!!!!!!
	Paula Ztnew: 10/04/2009 12:55 AM Isaw a shirttoday that said "Make me DRUNK, I'm home"
	Gretchen Weiners: 10/04/2009 12:57 AM paulaztnew said: Isaw a shirttoday that said "Make me DRUNK, I'm home" WAT.
	raquala: 10/04/2009 1:46 AM patchy15 said: Nipple-bearing?!?!?!?!? Oh my goodness!!!!!!!! omg! D:
	KatyKatyKaty: 10/04/2009 1:47 AM Olivia Wilde wore something like in that first picture recently. It was...interesting....
	snakesonaboat: 10/04/2009 5:06 AM #2 just screams slut. and that hat looks like her melted hair.
	Severus Snape (can read your mind): 10/04/2009 10:53 PM WTF. And Why is Paris wearing an uncooked pancake over her head? Or is that her melted brain?
	Gretchen Weiners: 10/04/2009 11:32 PM crushesrashesbrushes said: WTF. And Why is Paris wearing an uncooked pancake over her head? Or is that her melted brain? COMMENT OF THE DAY/WEEK/MONTH/YEAR.
	breesays: 10/05/2009 10:44 AM i cant believe its not butter! oh god everytime recall that commercial i think of fabio getting his nose broken by a bird while he was on a roller coaster. hahahaha
	Jessica Ann: 10/05/2009 2:45 PM Oh Paris. That shirt... I know a girl who would wear that. My ex-best friend. lol