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I Would Never Wear That: Week 1

(This is hopefully the start of a completely pointless awesome series about some of the horrific works of "fashion" in this world.)

This is a headband? It looks like underwear that someone threw across the room and it landed on her head. Urban Outfitters fail.

Isn't it easier to just tie a scarf arount your waist? Or spraypaint the word "slut" on your nude body?

Seriously. Do I even need to say anything snarky?


Posted on 09/04/2009 2:31 AM Visits: 482
xcollapsingcities: 09/04/2009 2:50 AM
Sweet Jesus. It looks like she's going to eat that cat.
It's clawing at her face thinking "OMG LET GO OF ME YOU PINK SCARY LADY".
Just look at it's tail. It's pissed.
jesslovespanic: 09/04/2009 3:24 AM
Eep, I wouldn't wear anything in these photos except Audrey's skirt and headband thingo.
Gretchen Weiners: 09/04/2009 3:27 AM
Eep, I wouldn't wear anything in these photos except Audrey's skirt and headband thingo.
You kissed Audrey Kitching?
xshirleyx: 09/04/2009 3:31 AM
lawl @ the headband.
jerrydazzlepants: 09/04/2009 4:54 AM
As far as the second photo goes, I think the horrific boob job should be included in the things I would never wear :|
jesslovespanic: 09/04/2009 6:25 AM
Eep, I wouldn't wear anything in these photos except Audrey's skirt and headband thingo.
You kissed Audrey Kitching?
SKIRT, not shirt, :D
Oh shit, this came just in time. I was going through Lucky this morning and every single one of their "fashion tips" is an epic fail. Greecan style gowns with TURTLENECKS UNDERNEATH. BUSINESS CASUAL HAMMER PANTS.
Oh, and the leggings. THE LEGGINGS.


...the horror.
Gretchen Weiners: 09/04/2009 12:46 PM
As far as the second photo goes, I think the horrific boob job should be included in the things I would never wear :|
I can't even tell if that's a boob job or just two plastic bowls cupped over her chest.

jerryfetus said:As far as the second photo goes, I think the horrific boob job should be included in the things I would never wear :|I can't even tell if that's a boob job or just two plastic bowls cupped over her chest.
Jello. Those are molded Jello, applied with spirit gum.
ebcm: 09/04/2009 2:12 PM
I can't even tell if that's a boob job or just two plastic bowls cupped over her chest.
I vote for the plastic bowls.. Oh my, that's grotesque.
Neil Patrick Harris: 09/04/2009 5:00 PM
I would wear everything posted in this blog all at the same time.
Because I am a fashion revolutionary and lyk so classy.
Annie: 09/05/2009 10:49 AM
it looks like the cat is trying to claw Audrey's face. also, thank you for doing this. One day in LA I was in a coffee shop and I saw this woman wearing a tunic-length shirt. But she wasn't wearing pants. the top just barely covered her behind. my jaw nearly dropped. what she was wearing was clearly not a dress. my point being that people are ridiculous
Paija: 09/06/2009 2:02 AM

I can't even tell if that's a boob job or just two plastic bowls cupped over her chest.
plastic bowls. Sadly, that is the majority of the female "upper class" population up here. *sigh*
Patchy: 09/06/2009 4:24 AM
Thumbs up for the freaking headband but middle finger for the slutty dress...Is it dress by the way? XD
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